Did you know there are no recorded instances of vegetarians getting attacked by a vampire? They’ve also never been eaten by werewolves or zombies that anyone knows of. Nutritionists believe a vegetarian diet leaves vegans so low in protein and antioxidants that most monsters would rather eat tree bark.
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