There is absolutely no activity known to man that can't be made near-lethal by simply taking it to the extreme.
Take camping. Used to be camping amounted to pitching a pup tent next to a creek and making smores just before turning in for the night. Today you hang the tent about a 1000 feet up the side of a cliff and take selfies with a drone you just happened to bring along. That way when you get back to the office you can prove to everyone you're bat crap crazy, they don't have to just take your word for it
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